It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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