their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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