Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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