we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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