Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

(818): View more from California

she hot?

(323): View more from California

i don't wanna talk about it

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?

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(205): View more from Alabama

And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.

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(618): View more from Illinois

This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?

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(317): View more from Indiana

I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too

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(303): View more from Colorado

Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!

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(813): View more from Florida

He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?

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