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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.

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  I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"

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• (315): View more from New York

  max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me

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• (949): View more from California

  HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY

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