: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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