Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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