let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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