haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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