I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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