problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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