you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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