Can Purell be used as lube?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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