The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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