Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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