Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
we should paint friendship bongs
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