I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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