my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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