I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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