My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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