Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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