I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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