How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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