There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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