Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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