The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
