Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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