chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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