idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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