So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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