If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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