I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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