this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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