the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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