Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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