She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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