After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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