i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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