I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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