More tranny stories later!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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