My room smells like vodka and shame
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
