she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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