She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
