i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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