you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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