The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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