what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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