Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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