Only a mothe r could love this liver
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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