I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
