he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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