Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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