I want to stick my p in your. b.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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