I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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